Hello Sunshine & Vodka.
My best friend may be ending her 3 year relationship. This is a very sad time..except that I’m the back-up for her 1 week, all-inclusive trip to Jamaica. So it’s actually not very sad at all.
Now let me know if you think this idea is off the wall bat shit crazy, but….
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| — | It’s never good when my boss starts the day out this way. |
Off to Nashville for Steeplechase tomorrow..I’m riding with my friend’s sister’s boyfriend and his friend who I’ve never met. Not entirely sure what steeplechase is or the people I’m riding with or the plans..not entirely sure what the hell I’ve signed myself up for really…
However, I do know I’m paying $85 for a ticket and all inclusive food + alcohol. Anytime the words all inclusive and alcohol are together I’m clearly in.
My work day thus far…it’s 1:30.
“Hey forgot to tell you..I’m going to need a press release..like now.”
“Do you walk around wondering how I’m so cool?”
“How was your trip? Are you preggers yet?”
“I’m going to need you to book events for all of this month here and in surrounding cities and get that list to me in a couple of hours.”
“I need a list of at least 50 hotels with permission to pass these maps out. Like now.”
“So yeah, I don’t want to pay $5 shipping to all 127 McDonalds locations so I think we’ll hand deliver all of them but 43.”
“What do you think you’ll name your first child..the Greggor?”
The List
My boss and I have a brainstorming meeting this afternoon on possible entertainment for an upcoming outdoor event.
Some of the things his list includes (I shit you not):
1. Firework display
2. Petting zoo
3. Kids stay overnight with a bonfire…wtf does he think is supervising that?
4. Karate Kid Show
5.Costume Race…wtf does that even mean?
#HappyHourIsCallingMyName
